Coin's Cure-All

Cost: 10,000g
Taste: Blue Food Dye and Glitter
Use: A pull from this draught is sure to ease what ails you. From wounds, to sickness, to status affects, Coin's Cure-All will leave you better than before or your gil back. Just mind the glitter and dye added for aesthetic purposes.

Phoenix Down

Cost: 500,000g
Taste: Feathers
Use: Should an ally fall in combat, or otherwise perish due to overwhelming wounds, a charge of a Phoenix Down will bring them back from the brink to a weakened state. They will require healing after use, but they will be, at least, stable.

Ether Dust

Cost: 10,000g
Taste: Lemon Candy Surprise
Use: Should you find yourself running low on mana in combat, pat a bit of ether dust on your finger and place it on your tongue. Within seconds you're mana pools will be slightly reinvigorated. Repeat in quick succession for better results. Do Not Snort.

Chef's Meal-In-A-Jug

Cost: 5,000g
Taste: A Starlight Meal
Use: Within this jug is a mixture we've profected to give your body the illusion of a meal. It's jam-packed with all those nutrients your body craves and leaves the taste of a homecooked Starlight meal once consumed, complete with that stuffed feeling! Warning: Do not drink more than 4 in one sitting or your organs will liquify.

Tincture of Temperature

Cost: 13,000g
Taste: Pineapple Party
Use: This tincature has a bit of a shocking taste to it. As in actually shocking. It's like when you rub your socks on the carpet then touch a metal handle but to your tongue. Once drank, however, the consumer will be immune to extreme heat and freeze for approximately 18 bells. Great for travelling in extreme climates!

Draught of Instant Sleep

Cost: 5,000g
Taste: Marmite
Use: Drink this draught to go right to sleep. Literally nothing can prevent you from falling asleep after drinking this. Lasts for eight hours. Good for insomniacs who do not want to wake drowsy in the morning. Bad for poison, the taste is upsettingly distinct. Just okay for people who just want to try it for the sake of trying it.

Buttermilk Ranch

Cost: 1,024,000g
Taste: Restaurant-Style Ranch
Description: A small jar of restaurant-style buttermilk ranch made with our secret recipe. Sure to impress at any event! Warning, this ranch is addictively delicious!
Potential Side Effects: (/random)
329: Spontaneous Combustion

Unfortunately, Blood

Cost: 11,250g
Taste: Blood
Description: A heart shaped vial filled with fresh Spoken Blood. For an additional 11,250g we can swap the Spoken blood with Voidsent blood! Please do not tell us what you need this for. We do not care. We do not want to know. Just... buy it and move on.

Elixer of Acid Reflux

Cost: 8,500g
Taste: Spearmint Freeze
Description: This was intended to be a sort of melt-free ice cream, but it has the texture of melted ice cream and after thirty or so minutes the one who consumed the elixer is overcome with an intense bout of acid reflux.
Side Effect: Acid Reflux

Experimental Ether Potion

Cost: Free!
Taste: Citric Blast
Description: An experimental ether potion. Kinks still being worked out, any help testing this potion is appreciated.Potential Side Effects: (/random 10)
1: Temporary Inability to Cast Spells
2: Significant MP Loss
3-4: No Effect
5: Decent MP Gain
6-8: Significant MP Gain
9: Increased MP Pool
10: 6-9's Affects + On Fire (A Lil' Painful)

Experimental Health Potion

Cost: Free!
Taste: Cool Raspberry
Description: An experimental health potion. Drink with caution! See a healer after drinking.Potential Side Effects: (/random 10)
1: Internal Bleeding
2: Instant Influenza
3-4: Full Body Rash
5: No Effect
6-8: Dry Mouth
9: Inexplicable, Frequent Blinking
10: Clears All Ailments! You're Cured!

Essence of Narcissism

Cost: 12,000g
Taste: Snurbleberry Frenzy
Description: A bottled essence is capable of inflicting a person with a love for themselves.Potential Side Effects: (/random 10)
1: Intensive Self Loathing
2-3: Infatuation with Eyeballs (Not their own)
4-6: Won't Shut Up About Themselves
7: Normal, Healthy Self-Confidence
8-9: Needs a Mirror NOW, will be violent until they have a mirror.
10: Obsessed to the point of wanting to clone self to be able to date them.

Nophica's Blessed Touch

Cost: 500,000g
Taste: Pond Scum
Description: Pour a tablespoon of Nophica's Blessed Touch onto any crop and watch it grow within seconds to become harvest-worthy.!NOT INTENDED FOR CONSUMPTION!
DRINKING MAY CAUSE: (/random 100)
1: Aging at an Accelerated Rate of 5x
2-20: Plant Growth in Organs
21-40: Plant Growth in Eye Socket
41-60: Overwhelming Dehydration
61-80: Temporary Forced Veganism
81-99: Delusion of Plantspeaking
100: Extreme Green Thumb

Byregot's Fortitude

Cost: 500,000g
Taste: Fruit Punch?
Description: Apply a thin, even even coat to fortify any surface. Even something as flimsy as wood can become as steel with a splash of this. Now dries clear!!NOT INTENDED FOR CONSUMPTION!
DRINKING MAY CAUSE: (/random 100)
1: Turning to Stone
2-20: Temporary Full-Body Paralyzation
21-40: Temp. Lower-Body Paralyzation
41-60: Tummy Ache
61-80: Temporary Steel-Like Skin
81-99: Temporary Enhanced Strength
100: Steel-Like Skin + Enhanced Strength

Oschon's Pathfiner

Cost: 500,000g
Taste: Cucumber Quiet
Description: As close as we can get to aetheryte-juice, submerge on a pocket-sized aetheryte crystal and it will act as a proper minature aetheryte.!NOT INTENDED FOR CONSUMPTION!
DRINKING MAY CAUSE: (/random 100)
1: Banishment to the Aetherial Sea
2-20: Crystalline Eyes/Blindness
21-40: Crystallizing Flesh
41-60: Total Loss of Directional Senses
61-80: Dark Vison
81-99: Enhanced Directional Senses
100: Freeform Teleportative Abilities

Llylaemyn's Breath

Cost: 750,000g
Taste: Blueberry Seawater
Use: Must be consumed all at once, do not drink if you are not prepared to chug this thing in its entirety in a single pull. Upon drinking the entirety of the potion, you will be granted with the ability to breathe underwater.

Nald'Thal's Duality

Cost: 750,000g
Taste: Rolanberry Banana Taffy
Use: Take a swig of this potion, swish it around in your mouth, then spit it out. From your spit, channel aether into it. A second you will be summoned from the saliva, willing to do whatever you order it too. Great for faking your death!

Halone's Battle Fervor

Cost: 750,000g
Taste: Ice Cold Water
Use: All it takes is a sip and this potion will reinvigorate you as though you've woken from the best sleep of your life. No amount of injury nor exhaustion will stop this potion from making you feel as though you were born anew.

Rhalgr's Levinstrike

Cost: 1,000,000g
Taste: Faintest Eggplant
Use: A strong paralytic poison, a few drops of this mixed into a drink will cause the consumer to succumb to full-body paralysis. The poison fades from the body like lightning's flash, entirely undetectable. Can only be cured with Halone's Battle Fervor.

Althyk's Timeless Slumber

Cost: 1,000,000g
Taste: None
Use: This tincature, when mixed, turns entirely clear and smells, tastes and appears entirely like normal water. Drinking it, however, forces the consumer into an endless slumber, never feeling the time pass as they sleep. Can only be cured with Halone's Battle Fervor.

Azeyma's Final Dance

Cost: 1,000,000g
Taste: Orange Effervescent
Use: Use only if you wish to inflict a violent death upon someone. Those who drink Azeyama's Final Dance are forced to dance as their body temperature gradually increases. From there it is a fight between fire and frenzy to see which kills the victim.

Menphina's Frost-Touched Kiss

Cost: 1,250,000g
Taste: Coconut Dream
Use: Menphina's Frost-Touched Kiss has two uses, the first is as a poison. Anything less than the full bottle will cause the drinker to radiate a freeze that will encase them in a block of ice. The second is as a means to encase others within a block of ice with a kiss upon the lips. One must drink the entire bottle within short manner or face becoming ice themselves. The ability, however, is permanent. Use wisely, not recommended if you have a lover to kiss.

Thaliak's Guiding Waters

Cost: 1,250,000g
Taste: Magical Grape Juice
Use: Thaliak's Guiding Waters is a must-have for any magic user. Drinking this potion grant's the consumer a superior understanding of aetherial manipulation. Casting becomes a breeze when the manipulation part is a no-brainer. Your spells become more effective and learning new ones is easier than ever! The effect only lasts until the next full moon, so use wisely. Do not drink more than one potion within a full moon period or your aether will combust.

Nymeia's Favor

Cost: 1,500,000g
Taste: Random
Description: For those who like to gamble with their well-being, Nymeia's Favor has a wild array of potential things that could occur upon consumption. For better or worse. (/random)

Portable Bucket Cauldron

Cost: 200g (On Sale! Previously 4,000g!)
Taste: Very Legitimate and High-Grade Cauldron Material
Use: This item is capable of holding any liquid so long as the volume of the liquid does not exceed the carrying capacity of the cauldron. We have yet to test what the volume capacity is, but the object itself is 6 ilms by 5 ilms by 7 ilms. Those mathematically inclined can surely calculate the holding capacity for themselves.
Features:
• Made of premium material, healthy, safe, and tested to ensure your safety.
• You can put tiny toys, foil-coins, candies, and golden chocolate in this.
• Ideal for On-The-Go potion crafting and/or birthday party event.

Obfuscesence

Cost: 1,300,000g
Taste: Sour Grapes
Use: Bend the barriers of the corporeal and incorporeal realm with Obsfuscesence! While often we limit the usage of this potion strictly for the purposes within our own organization, for this moon only you too can take your espionage forays to the next level.
Obsfuscesence temporarily allows you to slip between the states of actuality and nihility so you may walks through walls, a barely detectable presence lurking in the shadows, witnessing, listening, learning. All the more, should your vague visage be spotted, they cannot strike you in this state. But be aware, you cannot strike them. Do not get caught.

Frogified Fantasia

Cost: 150,000g
Taste: Pond Scum & Algae
Description: Have you an enemy to creatively punish or a wish to live a more simplistic life, this ooze can provide just that! Best when added to pastries or coated over apples, when consumed the ooze will transform the consumer into a frog. The effect lasts equal to how much they ate: 1 Swallow = 1 day, and cannot be cured save with an especially powerful flick of esuna! (Warning: Consuming the whole bottle in a single sitting may cause permanent frog.)

Darkslumber

Cost: 95,000g
Taste: Blackberries & Cream
Description: Where restful slumber does not do, give your foes the gift of their nightmares. The Darkslumber potion easily passes for a friendly drink, but when the consumer so chooses to rest, what awaits them is far from pleasant. Darkslumber encourages the brain to evoke images of terror conjured up by the anxious mind, and the consumer is damned to experience their worst nightmares come to light for no less than thirteen bells worth of a forced slumber.

Pumpkin Spiced Poison

Cost: 750,000g
Taste: Pumpkin Spice
Description: An extremely subtle yet brutal and effective potion, this potion takes our our secret formulas and melts it into something entirely undetectable. Pour this potion into your choice of seasonal treat or drink and eighteen bells later the unfortunate soul who partook will suddenly keel over dead over what specialists would only be able to determine as a sudden heart-attack. Ideal for use in executing highly public figures!

Spooky Beans

Cost: 10,000g per 5
Taste: Varies
Description: "Spooky Beans! The Youth Crave Them!"
All Side-effects are temporary. Must get an odd number to achieve a side-effect